Honky Mamma
She's the backbone of the family. She takes great pleasure in the arts and fattening up Honky Bitch's little rug-rats with fried food.
“Lord take me now.”
Honky Dad
He’s a lazy, good-for-nuttin’, fat bastard who never speaks.
“Burp . . . fart . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .”
Honky Grandad
He has found a new lease of life: music, and is cutting it as a DJ on the NY club circuit.
“Shit yeah, you know I'm up for some o' dat.”
Honky Bitch
In a word: Bitch. Or baby-factory. Whatever, she looks and smells fantastic, is pro-life (hence all the kids) and everybody wants her.
“Fuck! I'm pregnant again!”
O.G.
OG is a white Russian plastic gangster rapper who has learned to speak English by listening to hip hop and the VJ’s on MTV!
"Get off ma dick you fronting ass bitch!”
Smooth
Smooth by name, smooth by nature. Honky Mamma’s pride and joy who runs his own escort agency from home.
“That'll be an extra fifty.”
Lil'Durdy
Lil-Durdy is a certified paranoid schizophrenic, wart-ridden, masturbatory orgasm addict.
“They're all following me Mamma.”
Shoogy
Shoogy has found a new mantra: white-collar crime.
“You know your money's safe in the Bank of Shoogy. Trust me.”
The Philosophical Pigs
José - "I'd love to shoot him."
Jeff - “If god created the universe, who created god?"
